nadia, 15, i'm not really this bitter
"what was the last fossil you found?"
"YOUR MOTHER!"
(pc: ainsley sierzega)

caseyanthonyofficial:

twofingerswhiskey:

a11ysonwonderland:

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

is this a lonely island song

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